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    Alternative ISO Glossary (funny)


    ISORE - Eye strain resulting from writing procedures and work instructions.

    ISOAP - Detergent used to clean up before the Registration Audit.

    ISO-SO - Not a full blown nonconformance; something that's just getting by.

    ISOCIAL - A party thrown to celebrate passing an ISO audit.

    ISODA - Beverage served at an isocial.

    ISOB - The shedding of tears resulting from receiving too many audit nonconformances.

    ISOHAPPY - The pure joy of conformity!

    ISONO-NO - Activity leading to a nonconformance. BISON - Official ISO mascot.

    ISORRY - Response to a Corrective Action Request.

    ISOMETRICS - Used to measure quality objectives.

    ISOLATION - How the management representative feels when introducing the new system.

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